22nd April 2013

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ferrific:

baby seal helps turtle back to the ocean

“helps”

What if the seal is actually being a dick and kicking the turtle off of his beach, but because he has big goo goo eyes we just play it off as adorable?

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4th April 2013

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The Last Goodbye

It seems so odd in hindsight, depressing really. Rarely have I ever had a meaningful goodbye. Perhaps to the other person it meant something more, but never to me. For me, there always existed a future hello, even in those goodbyes that never stood a chance.

A roommate collects their belongings as we head our separate ways.

Goodbye (and, more often than not, I shall loathe our next hello).

A three paragraph message meanders through the airwaves, making a very half-hearted attempt to justify why we would have never worked out.

Goodbye (and, as most of them put it, I will make some girl very happy).

A mutual hug between best friends becomes the final embrace two bodies will ever share, as the strings that connect intertwined hearts begin to untangle the very moment those turbine engines rumble to life.

Goodbye (and, with forced smiles, we pretend we will visit each other).

A glance through the passenger window, as that Ford F-150 barrels farther and farther from the driveway I once called home, reveals the lonely face of a boy abandoned.

Goodbye (and, I promise you, we will play fetch soon).

A hug held tighter than any before should rightfully trigger some notion that my algebra test is minuscule in comparison to the two days I can never attain, no matter how thunderously I will cry and plead for their return.

Goodbye (and, with one final glance, two weeks is not that long to wait).

A firework show spent in absolute silence, admiring raw power and beauty in the heavens above as has been done from that same house for what seemed to once be an eternity, ends with one final kiss on the cheek at a familiar terminal.

Goodbye (and, with absolute certainty, a lunch date in four days time).

A handshake from a man who lived his life for those around him and never once regretted a moment of it proves to be much softer and more delicate than ever before.

Goodbye (and, when I return next, your rust-laden dartboard will retire).

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25th March 2013

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Dear Costa Rica,

If FIFA didn’t allow Ireland to replay a WC Elimination game that had a blatant hand ball lead to the go-ahead goal, why would they allow you to replay a game in which your opponent didn’t actually cheat?

Tagged: FIFASoccerCONCACAFUSAUSMNTCosta RicaWC2014QualifyingIrelandSnowCheatgetoverit

24th March 2013

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People who get outraged about the fact that women’s league sports barely exist on a professional level have obviously never ran a business.

Tagged: SportsWomen SportsProfessionalSorryTruthBusinessSorrynotsorry

17th February 2013

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Why would you analyze this song so hardcore? →

Why would you be so right about pretty much everything about it?

9th February 2013

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I find people’s ability to not have money for rent but have money for alcohol and partying extremely humorous and disappointing at the same time.

5th February 2013

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At times I feel like I’ve lost touch with who I used to be. Still not sure if that’s good or bad.

24th January 2013

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Entitlement

I’ve found the problem I have with a lot of people I see is that everyone thinks they are entitled to everything.

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Tagged: RantVentEntitlementLazinessAmericaAnnoyedThe American Dream

23rd January 2013

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I Just Got Swiffered...

  • Me: There's fur everywhere!
  • Mom: Use a Swiffer.
  • Me: You can't Swiffer my face.
  • Mom: Wanna bet?

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17th January 2013

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Logic

A crazy man shoots up a school, so we try to take away his ability to get guns. Because if a kid fails his math test, we should take away his pencil. The man’s still crazy, the kid still sucks at math, and we haven’t actually fixed the problem, so what have we really accomplished?

Tagged: gunsmathlogicfoolishseriouslywe're fixing symptomspeople will probably hate this post