The Last Goodbye
It seems so odd in hindsight, depressing really. Rarely have I ever had a meaningful goodbye. Perhaps to the other person it meant something more, but never to me. For me, there always existed a future hello, even in those goodbyes that never stood a chance. A roommate collects their belongings as we head our separate ways. Goodbye (and, more often than not, I shall loathe our next hello). A...
Dear Costa Rica,
If FIFA didn’t allow Ireland to replay a WC Elimination game that had a blatant hand ball lead to the go-ahead goal, why would they allow you to replay a game in which your opponent didn’t actually cheat?
People who get outraged about the fact that women’s league sports barely exist on a professional level have obviously never ran a business.
Why would you analyze this song so hardcore? →
Why would you be so right about pretty much everything about it?
I find people’s ability to not have money for rent but have money for alcohol and partying extremely humorous and disappointing at the same time.
At times I feel like I’ve lost touch with who I used to be. Still not sure if that’s good or bad.
I’ve found the problem I have with a lot of people I see is that everyone thinks they are entitled to everything. [[MORE]]A person works twenty hours a week and believes they are entitled to the same big house as a man that works fifty. A person graduates from college and thinks that they are entitled to a high paying job, expecting it to just fall into their lap. People who aren’t...
I Just Got Swiffered...
Me: There's fur everywhere!
Mom: Use a Swiffer.
Me: You can't Swiffer my face.
Mom: Wanna bet?
A crazy man shoots up a school, so we try to take away his ability to get guns. Because if a kid fails his math test, we should take away his pencil. The man’s still crazy, the kid still sucks at math, and we haven’t actually fixed the problem, so what have we really accomplished?
A Hanley Take On Car Repair
Dad: Hey, you might want to get this thing the Lincoln checked out.
Aunty Mary: Yeah, I was just going to take it into the dealership and have them look at it.
Me: Don't take it to a dealership, they charge an arm and a leg!
Aunty Mary and Me: *look at one another*
The Stars Will Cry the Blackest Tears Tonight
I suppose it was your time and I will not be selfish by wishing you were still here. You had such a major impact on my life, from allowing me many comforts that I grew up with, to raising some of the people who have become most influential in my life. I am so glad I was able to see you one last time and write you a letter thanking you for your positive impact on my life and my future, as I can...
When the fifth of November was just another random day that nobody gave a damn about? I mean, hey, most people can’t remember what day Veteran’s Day is, but they can remember a random English holiday that they don’t even know the meaning of. This rant may just be my annoyance with the recent realization that a lot of people my age suffer from a huge lack of prioritization.
Let’s point out how people with differing opinions are assholes for not sharing our opinions!
Nintendo Game Night or First Sexual Encounter?
Is it real? Like, with holes and stuff? Is it gonna go in?! YES!!! It just slid in there. FIne, I’ll point my thing all the way over here. Come on, Matt. You’re the only one who hasn’t had one yet! I’m two-handing it! This is awful. This is, like, not the real thing. I should have waited for you to release! What’s that? Is that for ma’ cheeks? I...
What’s the difference between these two sentences? “Are you stupid?” “Are you retarded?” Seriously. Because if I call someone stupid, nobody gets offended beyond the occasional person who complains about name calling. However, if I ask someone if they’re retarded, not only have I called them a name, but I’ve also invoked the wrath of millions of people...
People Keep Telling Me How Lucky I Am...
It’s funny. It seems that the harder I work, the luckier I get.
It's the Little Things
I just went on a drive in my grandma’s car to get a Slurpee from 7-11. Partway through driving, I turned on the radio and hit preset five out of old habit and the radio turned to 101.9, the preset I made five years ago to use when I drove her car. I moved away from her over two years ago and she kept the preset even though she never listened to that station. I know she left it there for me.
Torn between the fact that Mitt Romney appears to have a stronger economic recovery plan and a completely subpar outlook on basic values. Curious as to how many people realize that his views on many issues actually take the federal government back to the way our forefathers intended it to be, which is a tool to tie the states together while those states control their own views on issues. ...
Set the Tone
Today, one of the most influential people in my life was remembered by everyone she loved. I was lucky enough to have a chance to speak to those gathered about the woman I called Grandma. While I entered the day saying “I have no plans to cry today,” that promptly ended when my uncle brought up how proud she was of her grandsons. When the time came for me to give my speech, this is...
Things I Love About the Company I Work For
1. They take care of their workers. 2. They make quality product. 3. They do good things for the community. 4. They have amazing employees. 5. I get to get drunk with those employees every time we get together for company functions.
It's my birthday!
smilennod: And I’m making my own cake. Haha SML. :( If I were there I’d make you a pokemon cake. Probably a dugtrio…one that had just used dig. So essentially you’d get a chocolate cake.
Did You Know I Miss You?
I’m not sure why it took me this long, but I think it’s finally hit me. Hard. She’s gone forever. She’ll never talk me through my hardships, never laugh with me about stories of years past, and most importantly, she’ll never try to huddle me into a group picture while Grandpa complains that she’s taking too long. To be quite honest, I never really put a whole...
Now Cracks a Noble Heart
Goodnight sweet princess, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
Anonymous asked: Omg you tagged that post about Anderson Cooper publicly announcing that he was gay with "bacon" I really do love you.
saw this on stumbleupon lol
ajaxter1025: just felt like sharing http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/6Sg85I/:gv_R60om:Y_IkzqY+/www.etni.org.il/farside/perfect.htm/ Oh snaps! Haha that’s a good one.
So I Was Looking Online...
Somewhere along the way I came to this point where I was faced with images/videos of people like Anderson Cooper, NPH, and other celebrities talking about coming out. And honestly, my reaction whenever I find out someone I know or a celebrity is gay is something along these lines: “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! HAS BACON ALWAYS BEEN A PIZZA TOPPING?!?!?! AWESOME!!! Oh, and it’s cool that...
Lessons I Learned From Family Feud
Never argue with a woman if she’s holding: A Gun A Knife A Frying Pan Your Wiener