December 2011
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Just Wondering...
Why is it that only singers and guitarists and (to a lesser extent) bassists get the “I’m gonna screw your brains out” look from girls when they play? Seriously, where’s the love for the drummers of the world? Is it because we’re stuck behind our drum sets where nobody can see us or because it’s impossible to serenade a girl using a kick and snare?
That moment when a sad movie line relates...
“It’s probably because he’s better than you…” Ouch. Burns to the deepest corner of my heart of hearts. Except it’s said humorously. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I’ll go with laugh. Why are there so many short-ass sentences in this post?
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I Was Going to Post a Rant...
But then I realized the person I’m most angry at is myself. Guess I should just write a letter to myself instead. So that means I’ll post a song in the Christmas spirit and pack back up to go back to Pullman. This vacation was very much needed and I hate to be going back to life.
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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you only...
Excuse me while I be a man for the next 2+ hours.
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Why Are You Talking About World Peace?
Chip: What's World Peace even good for?
Me: Well, World Peace is good for defense, but there are far better offensive weapons.
(A few minutes pass)
Mom: Okay I had no clue what you two were talking about.
Me: Ron Artest changed his name. Now fans will get assaulted by World Peace instead of Ron Artest.
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WatchThings London is famous for. Easy enough. Royalty. Bridges. Rain. Wait, what did he say?
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Dream
Seriously. Wtf? I feel as if my day in this dream would make many psychologists wonder about my sanity. Day starts out at my old apartment with my old roommate Billy and some other random dude. We decide to go talk to our realtor about upgrading to a house. Before we even get near there we are:
1. Fought over by a large albino beaver and a baboon (which nearly rape Billy).
2. Run into another...
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Things That Make Me Laugh (Second Edition)
The differing ways girls and guys view their friends and how attractive they are. For example:
Ask a girl if her best friend is hot and she will say, “I think she is!” Seriously? Your friend is a 6, at best. Stop trying to bump her up a few pegs because a) you’re lying and b) if you tell the truth, we will expect exactly what we get. Heck, if you tell us she’s okay, we may...
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Drunken Moment of the Night
So I have a little headache while at my friends’ place trying to sleep. Go into the bathroom and find a bottle that says ibuprofen and take a couple of pills. After I take them, I look at the bottle a little better and realize it’s Midol. At least it’ll keep my menstrual cramps to a low…
New Desire
Get music software and do a mash-up of Paralyzer and Take Me Out, because they go perfectly together.
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Tebowing →
It’s a word. Google it. Or, you know, just click on the link.
Open both tabs. Then lay on bed, and act like...
yooojin09:
brandello:
scareeezy:
Tab 1 and Tab 2
Holy fuck. I just fucking bawled my eyes out. No fucking joke.
» How depressing :/
I wasn’t depressed at all by this. I thought it was very lovely. And by mere coincidence, when the song ended, rainymood decided it would be a great time for a thunderclap. It was epic and if I wasn’t reading fmylife posts, maybe I...
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“All I know is that in any game of importance, if I was given a choice between...”
– Me
“Except there is a scene where a grown man falls in love with an infant…and...”
– Hayley G. Hoover on the new Twilight movie.
This post is meant to be ironic...
You know what makes me laugh? When girls complain about how guys are pigs and insensitive because they think guys won’t like them due to her not being “hot enough”…and then five minutes later that same girl sees a guy and goes “isn’t he so hot?” to one of their friends. Ummmm…what? Are you listening to what you say or are these sorts of double...
smilennod asked: Did you ever end up getting the rest of Allen Stone's albums? If you did, could I pretty pretty pretty please steal them from you when I drop off my animals next week? I would love you forever. I'm asking you this here cause my phone is al
Present Joy
Laughing at all the NBA owners for whining about not being able to get Chris Paul. So because a league owned team makes a smart trade to a team that happens to be in a major market, every other team in the NBA wants to cry about it? “My sports team is in a crappy city with no good players!” This may be the best example of a first world problem I’ve ever heard.
I wish my final research paper would just write...
smilennod:
I’m tired of writing about ghosts.
Easy solution! “Sorry teach, I was trying to find sources for my paper but I couldn’t find any ghosts who were willing to sit down for an interview!”
