July 2011
29 posts
I wore my Kurt Cobain shirt today and a co-worker asked, “didn’t he overdose?” My response: “Yeah, on shotgun shells.”
June 2011
38 posts
My Grandma is Soooooo Cute
I called her tonight to ask her a queston, totally forgetting she’s in Nebraska for my grandpa’s class reunion/their 49th anniversary. I tried to ask her my question but she just went off about how much fun she’s having, which is a shock because she never has fun in Lincoln. I got to hear about her trip to Olive Garden with the whole family and the wine they tried and how she and...
Shindig
It’s such a fun word. Seriously, say it out loud. Use it in a sentence. Why even bother using the word party when the English language has the word shindig? Using it makes me feel like I’m in a western…or a futuristic space adventure. Henceforth, any and all parties at my place shall be called shindigs!
WatchWow.
Love Unconditionally.
Call your parents and tell them you love them. Skype your siblings and tell them you miss them. Listen to the stories that your grandparents have to tell. Hug people you know for no reason other than the fact that you can. Be a complete and total “I love you” whore. Say it when friends make you laugh uncontrollably, when someone does something extremely nice for you, or even just say...
Soccer Looks
So I looked at myself in the mirror after washing my face and came to the realization that as my hair grows back over the next few months, I will inevitably go through various hairstyles that can be directly related to soccer positions.
Right now I’m the gritty defender with a buzzed head and a beard usually reserved for prison break yards. You know, the one that strikes fear in the hearts...
“Of course they all tell the truth. Except for Pinocchio, that lying bastard!”
– Reid (in response to truth in Disney movies)
Dear Mom,
You are pretty much the coolest chick I know. Thank you so much for coming up here to take care of me for the past week and stocking me up with enough food to feed an army. I love you so much and I’m so glad you came up here even though I told you not to. The fact that your first thought upon hearing about my operation was about you coming up to take care of me shows exactly how much you...
